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Like the title suggests, this page is designed to take a
person who knows nothing about Texas holdem and walk them step
by step through the game so they can start playing without
embarrassing themselves. The title should really say Texas
holdem for the ignorant because not knowing about something is
ignorance, not a matter of being dumb. But for dummies is much
more catchy so we went with it.

Just understand that what you don’t know about Texas holdem
doesn’t rank you with the dummies of the population, and after
reading this page you’ll have graduated to a level far above the
dummies stage. If you really study and learn from the details
below you’ll probably advance past the bottom 25% of the poker
population immediately.

Where else can you get a jump on a quarter of the population
by simply reading a page?

One of the best ways to learn how to play a new game is by
watching other players, but if you don’t understand the terms
the players are using and don’t understand the rules it can take
a long time to pick up on the fine points of the game.

It’s somewhat like trying to learn a new language by moving
to a new country without taking any language lessons.

This page starts with the basics by covering the important
terms you’ll hear at the table and then goes over the possible
poker hands and their strengths. Then you’ll learn the exact
step by step way a game of Texas holdem is set up and how a hand
is played, and as a bonus we’ve included a basic strategy
section.

If your goal is to be able to start playing Texas holdem as
quickly as possible without looking like you’re inexperienced or
don’t know what you’re doing this page will prepare you like no
other resource.

Basic Terms

In order to understand a game at the most basic level you
have to learn some of the common terms. Like many games, Texas
holdem players use a specialized language with terms that aren’t
used in normal conversation or terms that mean something
different than you’re used to.

Here’s a list of common terms used at the Texas holdem table.

• Hole Cards

  The two cards dealt face down to each
  player. Your two card starting hand is your hole cards.

• Burn Card

  The dealer places a card in the discard
  pile, also called the muck, before dealing the flop, turn,
  and river. This card is called a burn card. The phrase burn
  and turn refers to burning a card and turning over the next
  community card.

• Community Cards

  The community cards are cards placed
  face up in the center of the poker table. These cards are
  used in combination with your hole cards to make the best
  possible five card poker hand. Every player uses the
  community cards. The community cards are made up of the
  flop, turn, and river. Some players call the community cards
  the board.

• Flop

  The flop is the first set of community cards
  dealt after the first betting round. Three cards are dealt
  face up.

• Turn

  The turn is a single community card dealt
  following the betting round conducted after the flop.

• River

  The final community card is called the river and
  it is dealt after the betting round following the turn.

• Showdown

  After all of the community cards are dealt
  and all of the betting rounds have been completed all of the
  remaining players show their hole cards and the winning
  player receives the pot. When the players show their cards
  it’s called the showdown.

• Fold

  When you fold you turn your cards in to the
  dealer face down instead of calling the current bet.

• Call

  If you decide to remain in the hand you must call
  any bet that has been made earlier in the round. This
  includes the big blind on the first round of betting.

• Raise

  A raise is when you not only call the current
  bet but decide to place a larger bet. This is all done at
  one time, unlike what you often see on television. You don’t
  say I’ll call and raise. You simply state that you’re
  raising and push the amount of chips forward to cover the
  call and the raise. If you say I call and raise it’s a
  string bet and this isn’t allowed in poker rooms.

• Check

  When there hasn’t been a bet on the current
  round of betting you may check to the next person. You can’t
  check on the first round unless you’re in the big blind and
  no one has raised. You must call, raise, or fold on the
  first round in any position other than the big blind.

• All In

  In a no limit Texas holdem game you can push
  all of your chips into the pot whenever it’s your turn to
  place a bet. When you bet all of your chips it’s called all
  in. You can say I’m all in.

• Limit Holdem

  Limit Texas holdem has a strict bet and
  raise limit on each round of betting. The first two betting
  rounds are the same size as the big blind and the last two
  rounds are played at double this amount. If the big blind is
  $40, the small blind will be $20, the first two betting
  rounds will be $40 per bet and the last two will be
  conducted at $80 per bet. This means that when you bet you
  have to bet the amount for the current round. When you arise
  you can only raise the current limit. On the first betting
  round of the example above, you can fold, call the $40 big
  blind, or raise to a total of $80, which is your call of $40
  and a raise of $40. A limit game with the above limits is
  called a $40 / $80 game.

• No Limit Holdem

  No limit Texas holdem has a small and
  big blind like limit holdem but you can raise any amount up
  to the size of your stack of chips. The only restriction is
  if you raise you have to raise at least an amount equal to
  the last bet of the round. If the last bet was $20 you have
  to raise at least $20. If no one has made a bet on the
  current round you can raise any amount.

• Big Blind

  The big blind is a forced bet that a player
  must make on every hand of Texas holdem. It’s also the name
  of the position for the player who’s forced to make the bet.
  The big blind is two seats to the left of the player in the
  dealer position. After each hand the big blind moves one
  seat to the left. In limit Texas holdem the big blind is
  equal to the smaller of the two betting limits. In a $20 /
  $40 game the big blind is $20. In a no limit game the size
  of the big blind is determined by the house.

• Small Blind

  The small blind is a forced bet that is
  made on each hand of Texas holdem. It also refers to the
  position of the player making this forced bet. The small
  blind is between the player in the dealer or button position
  and the big blind. The amount of the small blind is almost
  always half the amount of the big blind. If the big blind is
  $20 the small blind is $10. Occasionally you may see a table
  with a small blind that is a different amount, but it’s
  rare. The small blind rotates one seat to the left after
  each hand.

• Dealer or Button

  The dealer or button is the player
  who is the last person to act on every round except the
  first one. This player usually has a small round disc in
  front of them that looks somewhat like a button. In a poker
  room the casino personnel who deal the cards is called a
  dealer, but when you hear someone refer to the dealer
  position or button they mean the player, not the person
  dealing the cards. The dealer button is passed to the next
  player to the left after each hand.

• Under the Gun

  Under the gun refers to the position who
  is first to act on the first betting round. This player is
  seated immediately to the left of the big blind.

• Chips

  Chips, or poker chips, are the round things,
  usually made of clay, you receive in exchange for your cash.
  You use the chips to make bets and when you’re done you
  exchange the chips back for cash in the cashier cage area.

• Stack

  Your stack is your collection of poker chips at
  the poker table you use to place bets with.

• Position

  Position is a term used to describe where
  you’re seated at a table in relation to the other players.
  Your position changes as the dealer button is passed around
  the table. Early position is when you have to act first or
  second in the hand and late position is when you have to act
  in the last two positions of the hand. Middle position is in
  between early and late position.

• Nuts

  The nuts is a term used to describe the absolute
  best possible poker hand in the current situation. If the
  best possible hand is an ace high flush, if a person holds
  an ace high flush he has the nuts. If you have the nuts
  after the river you can’t lose the hand unless you fold.
  Many players incorrectly use this term when they have a very
  strong hand but not the absolute best possible hand.

• Rake

  In real money Texas holdem games the casino or
  poker room makes money by taking a small amount from each
  pot. This is called the rake. Both land based and online
  poker rooms take rake.

• Ring Game

  A ring game is a Texas holdem game that has
  players join and leave as they run out of chips or decide to
  stop playing. You bring chips to the table and leave with
  whatever chips you have left or have won. If you run out of
  chips you can buy more and keep playing if you wish. If you
  walk into a local poker room or log into an online poker
  room and join a game in progress it’s a ring game.

• Sit and Go Tournament

  A sit and go tournament is a
  small tournament, usually with nine or 10 players. You pay a
  set buy in and the final three players win prize money.
  First place usually receives 50% of the prize pool; second
  place gets 30%, and third place receives 20%. When you run
  out of chips you’re eliminated from the tournament. A few
  online poker rooms run two or three table sit and go
  tournaments, but traditionally they’re single table events.

• Multi Table Tournaments

  Multi table tournaments make
  up every other tournament. The events at the World Series of
  Poker are multi table events and many online poker rooms run
  big events. You pay a fee, receive a set number of chips,
  and play until you win all of the chips in play or run out
  of chips. Usually somewhere around the top 8 to 12% of the
  tournament entrants finish in the money. A few tournaments,
  called re-buy tournaments, allow players to buy back into
  the tournament for a limited time if they lose all of their
  chips. Most tournaments don’t offer re-buy opportunities so
  if you lose all of your chips you’re eliminated.

Hand Values

Each game of Texas holdem is dealt using a standard playing
card deck of 52 cards. Each deck has four suits made up of 13
cards per suit. The four suits are spades, hearts, clubs, and
diamonds. In Texas holdem each suit is equal in value.

The ranks of card in each suit from lowest to highest are 2,
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, jack, queen, king, and ace.

The following hand values are ranked from highest value to
lowest. Go down the list until you find the value of your
highest possible hand. Then do the same for your opponent’s
hand. Whoever has the highest hand on the list wins the hand.

• Royal Flush

  A royal flush consists of the top five
  cards all in the same suit. The ace, king, queen, jack, and
  10 of hearts make up one of the four possible royal flush
  hands. The same five cards, all in spades, or all in
  diamonds, or all in clubs is also a royal flush.

• Straight Flush

  A straight flush is five cards in
  order, all of the same suit. The 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 all of clubs
  is a straight flush.

• Four of a Kind

  Four of a kind is a hand with four
  cards of the same rank. A hand that has the 10 of clubs, 10
  of hearts, 10 of spades, and 10 of diamonds has a four of a
  kind in 10’s. In the case of two players each having four of
  a kind, the player with the higher ranked four of a kind
  wins the hand. If the board has four of a kind the player
  with the highest other card wins the hand. If the board has
  four of a kind and a higher fifth card than any remaining
  player the pot is split between all remaining players.

• Full House

  A full house has three cards of the same
  rank and two cards of the same rank that don’t match the
  first three cards. If you have three aces and two kings, you
  have a full house. If you hear a player say they have a full
  house with aces full of kings, the three of a kind is stated
  first and the pair is stated second. If two or more players
  each have a full house the player with the highest ranked
  three of a kind wins the hand. If the three of a kind is the
  same the player with the highest pair wins the hand.

• Flush

  A flush is a hand with all five cards of the
  same suit. If two or more players have a flush, the one with
  the highest ranked card wins the hand. If two or more
  players have the same highest ranked card they compare their
  next highest ranked card and so on until one player has a
  card of higher rank than the other players.

• Straight

  A straight is five cards in sequential order
  but not all of the same suit. For the purposes of a straight
  an ace can be used as the card above a king or below a two.
  An example of a straight is 10, 9, 8, 7, and 6 with at least
  two different suits. If two or more players have a straight
  the one with the highest card in their straight is the
  winner.

• Three of a Kind

  Three of a kind is three cards of the
  same rank. If you have the 8 of diamonds, 8 of clubs, and 8
  of spades you have three of a kind of 8’s. If two players
  have the same three of a kind their next highest card
  decides the winner. If two players have different three of a
  kind hands the one with the highest ranked three of a kind
  is the winner. If a player has a pair in their hole cards
  and the board makes them a three of a kid hand it’s called a
  set. If the board has two matching cards and you match them
  with one of your cards it’s called trips.

• Two Pair

  Two pair is two cards of the same rank and
  another two cards of the same rank that aren’t the same rank
  as the first pair. If you have a 7 of spades and a 7 of
  hearts and an 8 of hearts and an 8 of diamonds you have two
  pair. If two or more players have two pair the player with
  the highest ranked pair is the winner.

• Pair

  A pair of cards is two cards of the same rank.
  Two aces or two threes both count as a pair. If two or more
  players have a pair the player with the highest ranked pair
  is the winner. If two players have the same ranked pair the
  player with the next highest ranked card wins.

• High Card

  If no players have a pair or better the
  player with the highest ranked card is declared the winner.
  If they have the same highest ranked card their next highest
  ranked cards are compared. This continues until one player
  has a higher ranked card than their opponent. If all five
  cards are the same rank the pot is split.

How to Play

Texas holdem games are available in ring games and
tournaments, but the same basic rules govern how to play both
types of games. If you follow the step by step details below
you’ll be able to play in any type of Texas holdem game.

Joining or Starting a Game

If you join a ring game in progress the dealer and blind
positions will be set from the previous hand. Depending on the
house rules you may have to wait for the big blind to come
around to where you’re seated before you can start playing. Some
places let you post a bet equal to the big blind to start
playing right away.

If you’re seated at the beginning of a tournament or when a
ring game starts the dealer shuffles the cards and then deals
one card face up to each player at the table. The player who
receives the highest card is awarded the dealer button for the
first hand.

Dealing & the Blinds

The first player to the left of the dealer button places the
small blind and the next player to the left places the big
blind. Then the person dealing the cards deals two cards to each
player at the table, one at a time starting with the small blind
and going to the left, finishing once the button player has
received her second card.

Initial Betting Round

At this time the first player to the left of the big blind
folds, calls the big blind, or raises. Play continues to the
left with each player either calling the current bet or blind if
no one has raised, folding, or raising. Play continues until
each player has called the last bet or folded. In a limit game
all bets and raises are the amount of the smaller limit on this
round and the next betting round.

If no one raises the small blind can call the half bet,
called completing the bet, and the big blind has the choice to
check if the pot hasn’t been raised, or fold.

The Flop

After all of the betting action has been completed on the
first round of betting the dealer burns the card on top of the
deck and then turns the next three cards face up in the center
of the table. These three cards are the first of the five
community cards and called the flop.

Each player uses their two hole cards in combination with the
five board cards to make their best possible five card hand. You
can use both of your hole cards with three of the community
cards, one of your hole cards with four of the community cards,
or all five of the community cards and neither of your hole
cards.

After the flop the first person to the left of the dealer
button remaining in the hand can check or bet. In a limit game
the bet must be the smaller limit amount. In a no limit game the
bet can be any amount up to and including the amount of chips
the player has in front of them.

Play continues to the left. Each player may check if no bet
has been made, call if a bet has been made, bet if a bet hasn;t
been made, or raise if a bet has been made. Play continues to
the left until each player has checked or each player has called
the most recent bet or folded.

The Turn

The dealer burns the top card and deals the next card face up
with the other community cards. This is called the turn. In
limit Texas holdem all bets on the turn and river are at the
higher limit.

After the turn card is dealt the first player to the left of
the dealer button remaining in the hand either checks or bets.
Play continues to the left like it did on the flop with each
player checking, calling, betting, or raising depending on what
has happened before on this betting round.

The River & Showdown

When all of the betting has been completed on the turn the
dealer burns a final card and places the fifth and final
community card face up. A betting round identical to the one on
the turn is completed. After the river betting round all of the
remaining players turn their cards over and the player with the
best hand wins the pot. If more than one player has the exact
same winning hand the pot is split between the players with the
tied best hand.

After the dealer gives the pot to the winning player the
dealer button is passed one place to the left and the blinds
move one place to the left. Once the two blinds pay their forced
bets the next hand starts.

Basic Strategy

It;s one thing to be able to play Texas holdem, but it;s
another thing to be able to do it without losing all of your
money quickly. If you want to not only play your first Texas
holdem game but want to have a decent chance to break even
here;s a few tips to help you get started.

You should know that winning Texas holdem players have been
playing and studying for years in most cases. While you can
learn a few thing that can help you be competitive quickly, this
represents a small part of strategy. If you want to learn more
or become competitive faster you need to check out our strategy
section.

• Play at the smallest limits available. This keeps your
  initial investment as low as possible and will keep you from
  losing too much as you make mistakes while you’re learning.
• Play at the limit Texas holdem tables at first instead
  of the no limit tables. While you can still lose money
  quickly, a single mistake usually won’t cost you your entire
  stack like it can at the no limit tables.
• If you can find tables with other new or inexperienced
  players it can give you the best chance to win.
• Learn about pot odds and start using them to make
  decisions at the table. We have an extensive page on them so
  you can quickly learn more.
• At the most basic level you need to focus on only
  playing with your best starting hands. When you start with a
  better hand than your opponents you’ll end up with a better
  hand more often than they will. Most players play too many
  hands, so focus on playing fewer hands and remain patient.
• Don’t bluff. If you watch poker on television you see
  many players bluffing. As you’re learning how to play forget
  about bluffing. When you have a good hand bet and raise and
  when you have a poor hand check and fold. You can worry
  about bluffing once you become a better player.
• A full house is a monster hand and rarely loses in a
  Texas holdem game. Flushes are the next most powerful hand,
  followed by three of a kind. When you have one of these
  three hands you’ll usually win the pot. Many pots are won
  with a high pair or a two pair hand, but both of these hands
  are vulnerable to better hands.
• You can practice playing online at the free money
  tables, but the play is so bad it’s difficult to get better
  from a strategy standpoint. You still need to try to play
  using the best strategy but until you start playing for real
  money it can be hard to see if your decisions are right or
  not.
• Instead of playing at the free money tables take a seat
  at the micro limit tables. Many online sites have limit
  Texas holdem tables as low as .05 /.10. Even though you’re
  only playing with nickels and dimes the play is much more
  realistic at these levels and you can work on improving your
  game.
• Always focus on playing the best game possible. Even if
  you’re playing for free or small stakes treat each game and
  hand like it’s for thousands of dollars. If you want to be
  the best player possible you need to concentrate every time
  you play poker.
• The best position at the table is the dealer button. You
  get to see how the other players play the hand before you
  have to play. The blinds and under the gun are the worst
  positions. Play fewer hands from the poor positions and more
  hands from the best positions.
• Always pay attention while playing Texas holdem. Watch
  the other players even when you fold your hand. See if you
  can figure out which ones are good and which ones aren’t.
  You can often learn things about other players by watching
  that you can use to make more money against them in the
  future.

How to Get Started

The quickest way to get started is by signing up for an
online poker room. Your options depend a great deal on where you
live. If you live in the United States you’ll only find a few
poker rooms available, unless you live in one of the states with
specific laws allowing online play. If you live in the UK or
many other places around the world you’ll have more options.

Once you find a poker room sign up for a free account and
head over to the cashier area. Make a deposit and claim a bonus
if the poker room is offering a sign up bonus. Most bonuses
aren’t placed in your account right away. You have to play a
certain amount of real money hands before the bonus is released,
usually in small increments of $10 or so.

To make a deposit you can use a credit card, a bank wire, or
one of the popular online wallet accounts, depending on where
you live. The cashier area will have additional details about
the methods available to players where you live.

If you just want to play for free you don’t have to make a
deposit, but you should still sign up for a place that lets you
play for real money. This way all you have to do is make a
deposit to switch from play money to real money play.

How To Play Poker For Idiots

If you want to play at a local casino or poker room walk in
and find the registration desk in the poker area. Tell them
which game you’d like to play, your name, and ask them where to
buy chips. Most poker rooms want you to buy chips at the cage,
but a few let you buy them at the table.

Most rooms have a list of available games, but if they don’t
ask what the lowest Texas holdem limit game is they’re currently
spreading. If they have a seat available they’ll point you in
the right direction and if not they’ll put you on the list and
call for you when a seat opens up.

Once you get seated simply follow the directions of the
dealer. When the big blind comes around to you place your bet in
front of you and get ready to start playing. If the dealer asks
if you want to play or wait for your big blind you can do
whatever you prefer. If you decide to play slide an amount equal
to the big blind out. Some rooms let you start playing right
away without placing a bet on your first hand.

No one knows the house rules the first time they play, and
they vary from room to room. If you play online the software
takes care of everything so all you have to do is click the
button when the software asks about the blinds.

The main thing to keep in mind is that everyone was a
beginning Texas holdem player at one point. If you don’t know
something simply ask. Casino and poker room personnel are there
to help you and most poker players are friendly enough to help
new players. If you run into a grumpy player just ignore them
and ask someone else.

Even the most seasoned pros make mistakes, so don’t worry
about the ones you’re going to make. Simply understanding that
it’s not the end of the world if you do something wrong can make
your experience more enjoyable. You’ll see players with years of
experience play out of turn, forget to do something like place
the blinds, or get lost in thought. Just correct your mistake
and move onto the next hand.

Blackjack For Idiots

Summary

Many new players are afraid they’ll do something that makes
them look stupid or foolish at the table. They try to hide the
fact that they’re new to the game from the other players.
While you can do whatever you feel is best, have you
considered just telling the other players that you’re new to the
game? Almost universally, poker players are happy to have new
players at their table. New players usually make mistakes, which
are good for the other players, so most players go out of their
way to make newbies feel welcome.

If you have questions about something ask the dealer. She’s
there to run the game smoothly, and part of that job is helping
the players.

Another option for your first time playing is going to a
local poker room with someone you know who is an experienced
player. Your friend can help you get signed up for a table, buy
chips, and get started.

Poker For Dummies

Of course if you want to play online you’ll be operating
behind a screen name so no one will know who you are, but you
can start playing at the free money tables so even if you make
mistakes it won’t cost you more than your time.